Corn Maze

To get to Sauvie Island one must cross the Historic St Johns Bridge.

Once you arrive you must visit the enormous pigs. Some parents were telling their children not to pet the pig. I encouraged Ezra and then asked him to describe how she felt. I got some glares. Poo poo.

I suppose those same fuddy duddies wouldn't let their child eat a doughnut covered in frosting, oreo cookie crumbles and then drizzled with peanut butter either! Life is short people.

At least Maya and Jupiter know what's up. By the way the doughnut Jupiter is eating is indeed in the shape of a blunt. Maybe we are pushing the envelope a little.

Sunshine and sugar: yes please!

Love the pony ride. Although it made me think that we should go on an actual horse ride, not just in a circle.

He gazes out on the fields of pumpkins from the tower in the corn maze...

Ezra found some corn and figured out a handy way to carry it. He's loaded!

Loaded corn pants from behind. Yes I was laughing my head off.

Then he collected so much corn that he couldn't fit it into his pants.

So he turned his hat and coat into the means for corn transportation. 

Ezra's father proudly proclaimed to be a "Hombre de Maiz" (Man of Corn), which is a Guatemalan identity having to do with tortillas, tamales and all other corn related delicacies. I like it when I see Ezra expressing Guatemalan traits (loving corn, not putting it in your pants, that's a variation exclusive to my darling boy).

While Ezra was collecting the corn I got to watch this new movie, Corn Shadows.

A post is never complete without a self taken picture of myself. This is how you hold your kid's drink while in the portapotty. Turns out he gets the weirdo from me.